Obi-Wan Kenobi stood in the cold air of
the spaceport. Qui-Gon Jinn,his master, finally got
off the ship. Obi-Wan's head began to spin and he felt
really sick.
"Sorry, Obi-Wan. There was no trace
of the virus on this ship either. We must find the
virus."
"Master. I believe I already found
it."
Obi-Wan sneezed.
"Oh,by the force! I'll take you to
the temple healers. Here. Put this on."
He handed the Padawan a face mask. They got into a
speeder and hurried to the temple. The healers
immediately began to work on Obi-Wan.
"Qui-Gon, Please wait outside."
Qui-Gon quickly compiled. After two hours of waiting,
a healer came out to him.
"I think we got the virus. He'll
have to rest for a couple of days. There may be some
delirium,but we feel that he can safely go to his
quarters."
"Thank you. May I see him now?"
"Yes. Come this way. You may take
him to his quarters now. Be sure he stays in bed."
Qui-Gon nodded and walked into his room. Obi-Wan
was sound asleep, drooling on his pillow.Qui-Gon
sighed and rolled his eyes. He shook his padawan awake
and they went to their quarters. Obi-Wan sleepily
staggered over to his room and hit his bed, spread
eagle. Qui-Gon used the force to cover him up and left
the sleeping padawan.
"I hope he gets over this soon.
Sleep well, young padawan."
Qui-Gon walked over to the sofa, sat down and
logged onto the holo-net.He quickly checked all his
messages and checked out some of the sites. A loud
crash issued forth from Obi-Wan's room.
"What was that?!!"
He leaped over the couch and ran to go see what had
happened. Obi-Wan was standing on top of his dresser,
wearing a white t-shirt, red polka-dotted boxers,black
cowboy boots with red chili peppers all over them and
a long green bath towel tied around his neck like a
cape.A Black mask completed the outfit.
"What in the force is going
on?!!Obi-Wan, you should be in bed!"
"Good Morning, Master! I wuv you!"
"I love you too. Now will you
please get down from there and go to bed?!"
"No! I am Jedi-Man and must protect
the people!"
He produced a gimmer stick much like Master Yoda's
and hit Qui-Gon on the head. Obi-Wan ran out of the
room into the temple.
"Sithspit! That hurt! Now he's
loose on the entire temple. I must stop this now."
He rubbed the growing knot on his head and ran
after "Jedi-Man"
The delirious Obi-Wan ran around the
temple like a madman, hitting people with the gimmer
stick.No one was safe. Not even Master Yoda and Master
Mace Windu.
"My stick, that was! Wondered
where it went, I did. Know how it feels to be hit,I do
now."
Mace merely nodded.
"What will we do about this?"
"Nothing. Handle his Padawan,
Qui-Gon must.
"Yes, Master Yoda."
Qui-Gon slid to a stop before them.
"Have you seen Obi-Wan?"
"Yes. We have the bumps to prove
it."
"Sorry,Mace.Yoda. I'll stop him.
All will be explained later."
"I hope so."

Jedi-Man sat in the rafters of the
training room. Garen and Bant were sparring.
"What brought on this sudden act of
wrongdoing? I,Jedi-Man will protect you, fair lady!"
He leapt down and bought the gimmer stick down hard
on Garen's head. The unfortunate Padawan collasped on
the floor.
"What are you doing,Obi-Wan?!!!"
"I am not Obi-Wan! I am Jedi-man!
I must go and stop any wrong doing! So, Merry
Christmas!,Happy Easter!, Happy Birthday!,Happy New
Year!, And in case I don't see you-Happy Kwanssa!"
He leapt away. Bant stood there awestruck.
Qui-Gon entered the room, slightly out of breath.
"Master Qui-Gon!
Obi-Wan!.....Garen!...."
"I know, young padawan, I know. Will
you help me find Obi-Wan and get Garen to the
Healers?"
"Of, course!"
The pair took Garen to the healers. The waiting room
was full of people with head injuries because of
Jedi-Man. Bant and Qui-Gon left Garen in the care of
the Healers and went to Qui-Gon's quarters to regroup.
"Do you know where he's getting this
Jedi-Man stuff?"
"Yes. Hold on one moment."
Bant went over to Obi-Wan's room.After a few
minutes, she emerged with a holo. She activated it.
The holo was a comic book titled "Jedi Justice Guild."
"Wonderful. Do you know of a way to
stop him?"
She blushed.
"Yes. It's really embrassing,
though."
"What is it?"
"I could dress up as Sith Chick.

Qui-Gon raised a eyebrow.
"Sith Chick?"
"Yes, Master. She's Jedi-Man's arch
enemy."
"Do you think this will stop him?"
"Yes. At least it will stop him from
hitting people."
"All right. Do it,Bant. Let's hope
this works."
Bant bowed and went to her quarters.She dug in
her closet and pulled out a red bag. Bant dumped the
contents on her bed and quickly dressed. She was
dressed in a very form fitting black catsuit,a black
face mask,a flowing cape and thigh-high boots. A fake
double-bladed lightsaber completed the look. She then
hurried down the empty hall. 'Everyone must be afraid
of getting hit or have already gotten hit.' she
thought with a smile. Bant searched the temple for
Obi-Wan with the force. She found him on the top
level. Bant boarded a turbo-lift up to him.
"Let's all sing a happy song. Wait.
I've felt this presense before...."
"Yes, Jedi-Man! It is I, Sith Chick.
Prepare to meet thy doom!"
"Never! It will be you that is
defeated!"
They faced off. Sith Chick readied her toy
lightsaber and Jedi-Man held up his gimmer stick. They
both attacked each other. Jedi-Man go hit in the head.
"Ow! That really hurt! Sith Chick,
you truly are a forminable opponet."
"You'll see what I can do, Jedi-Man."
She reached out with the force and picked up a
datapad. Sith Chick hit him so hard with it, he was
knocked out.
"Finally, that's over."
Sith Chick pulled out a comlink.
"Sith Chick to Qui-Gon Jinn."
"I'm here, Padawan. Did you get him?"
"Yes, Master. I'll get him to the
Healers."
"No!! I'll come up to get him."
"Ok."
The comlink switched off. Obi-Wan moaned and rolled
over. Bant took off her mask. His eyes fluttered open.
"Bant? Why are you dressed like that?
That outfit was only a dare!"
"You don't remember?"
Obi-Wan looked down at himself.
"Oh, hell. That wasn't a dream, was
it?"
"'Fraid not, Braid Boy."
"Great. There goes being a Jedi
Knight!"
"Obi-Wan. Your Master won't let them
kick you out. I won't let them kick you out."
"Thanks for the support, Bant. Be
sure to remember me."
"Don't talk like that!"
She whacked him with her toy lightsaber.Obi-Wan
laughed while Qui-Gon stode into the room.
"Let's get you to our quarters while
Sith Chick here changes."
Bant laughed.
"I'll change after he's safely at his
room. I want to make sure Jedi-man is still defeated."
"He is. Believe me, Bant. Jedi-man
will never resurface."

THE END
Or is it?.....