Archive: Gossamer, and anywhere else as long as my name's kept on it!

Disclaimer: Ahem. Let's all sing along! Chris Carter, oh can't you see? I know they don't belong to me. They belong to Ten Thirteen. Mulder and Scully and all the rest, they are the best. I'm borrowing them with utmost respect; they'll be home before you guess. And now I will call this lame song to a rest.

Author's notes: Only a basic understanding of Star Wars is needed. As long as you know what a lightsaber is and who the Jedi are you'll be fine. Special thanks go to my betas- Crysta, Astoria, and Mrs. H and to my friends and crew on the USS TrustNo1. The Lone Gunpersons rule!

"Playing Jedi V - Darth Fowley"

by Gillian Taylor

FROHIKE: Thank you for saving me from them, Mulder!

MULDER: Yeah, no problem, Frohike. But what were they doing?

FROHIKE: Playing *GUNGAN!* They kept calling me Frohike-Binks!

MULDER: ((snickers)) Poor Frohike.

FROHIKE: Shut up! So what are we doing here?

MULDER: Playing Jedi.

FROHIKE: Oh, ok... So...Agent Scully, like my lightsaber?

SCULLY: Yeah, Frohike. Very nice. ((dry tone))

FROHIKE: It's bigger than Mulder's. If you want we could play Jedi where ever you want.

SCULLY: In your dreams, Frohike.

MULDER: Leave JEDI MAN's woman alone.

SCULLY: Oh, so I'm now *your* woman?

MULDER: Um...no, I didn't mean it that way! ((backing away slowly))

SCULLY: Riiiiight, put 'er up Braid-Boy!

MULDER: Um...Scully.

SCULLY: Not that one, Braid-Boy, and you know it.

MULDER: ((backing away more quickly)) Please Scully, we're going after bigger game today...

SCULLY: Not just yet, Braid-Boy. And I want my revenge.

((girly scream and running footsteps))

MULDER: ((running))JEDI MAN has returned!

SCULLY: Alright Mulder, get yourself back...

FOWLEY: What is going on here?

MULDER: It's Darth Fowley...what are you doing here?

FOWLEY: The same reason that I'm always here, to try and take over the FBI Building!

SCULLY: ((running and skidding sounds)) If it isn't Darth Fowley.

FOWLEY: If it isn't Mulder's pathetic little...

MULDER: I wouldn't. ((warning tone))

FOWLEY: Or what, Mulder? You'd kiss *me?*

MULDER: ((shudders)) Never!

FOWLEY: You did once...

SCULLY: ((growls and charges)) You leave my man alone!

MULDER: So now I'm *your* man? ((shouted over thumping sounds))

SCULLY: Now...is...not...the...TIME, Mulder!

((biff))

((bunk))

FOWLEY: And so I see Frohike-Binks is here too! OW!

FROHIKE: ARGH! Don't call me that!

FOWLEY: Or what?

CRYSTA: ((new voice)) Binks? You're calling Frohike...Binks? ((starts beating Frohike))

FROHIKE: OW! Crysta! Stop! Its not! OW! My idea! OW! Its...FOWLEY'S! OW!

CRYSTA & FROHIKE: LETS GET HER! ((jumps into the fray))

FROHIKE: ((joining in)) And this is for hurting Scully, and this is for Mulder, and this is for calling me Frohike Binks, and this is for those boxers that you stole from me!

SCULLY: ((pause in fighting)) Boxers? Frohike?

M&S&C: ((chorus)) EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

FOWLEY: ((raising with lightsaber)) Back away from me, all of you!

MULDER: That's just disgusting, Diana. Frohike's boxers?

FOWLEY: SHUT UP!

SCULLY: I didn't know that you were into that sort of thing.

FOWLEY: SHUT *UP!*

MULDER: ((sneaking up from behind)) Kinda kinky, if you know what I mean...((THWUMP!))

FOWLEY: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! ((running sounds))

FROHIKE: GET BACK HERE YOU SITH WITCH! I'LL GET YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!! ((running sounds))

CRYSTA: FROHIKE! GET BACK HERE! I'M STILL NOT DONE WITH THAT BINKS THING! ((running))

SCULLY: Well JEDI MAN, looks like we've won again. Frohike won't let her go until he gets his boxers back. And Crysta won't let *him* go until he's apologized for the Binks thing.

MULDER: That's just gross.

SCULLY: You know it, Braid-boy.

MULDER: So...whatcha wanna do next?

SCULLY: Oh...I dunno...kiss in front of Fowley?

MULDER: Sounds good! ((running sounds)) WAIT FOR US!

THE END

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